I'm a huge Youtube fan, just like everyone else ever,i would browse trough the site exactly 7 hours 66 minutes and 66.6 seconds 24 hours a day, i like all the channels but my favorite was Yuriofwind's, i liked his newer videos wich in total equaled 66.6 hours of entertainment for me, but my favorites are the classics wich are in total 666.6 hours of .avi greatness.
One day i was googling trough youtube and someone trew a rock trough my window and in my head, (Dwayne) The Rock (Johnson) killed me but i said that it was just a glitch happens all the time right?
Inside The Rock's stomach was a note that read:
"Hi!"
I figure it was glitch, but then i looked behing the note and it read:
"I cant take it anymore ma man, the voices are supersurreal and they sound like Spike from MLP, my ears are bleeding hyper-realisticly and here's a cd with super demon things n'stuff, i would tell you to destroy it but you're gonna play it anyway wont you?
because you're a wanker like that aren't you?
Anyway Spike-o-nator 8000 (the hyper-realistic voice that made my ears bleed) told me to spread the word...
The bloody word...
That's full of blood...
Hyper-Realistic blood...
Yeah but i'm dead now so so much for that shit,also if you play the cd (and i know you will >:)) watch out for the hyper-realistic voices ok?
Specialy the one they call MS ME.
I found out that The Rock really did put a cd in the note, inside the paper even!
I took the cd out an it read:
and i qoute (perfect grammar):
with no jokes at all:
totally legittly:
hyper-realisticly:
"The Legend Of Tom: Crazy Taxi, Starring: Yuriofwind"
I didn't even read the rest of the title cuz when i read "Yuriofwind" i was all like "HOLY BALLS I GOTTA PLAY THIS SHIT" and i inserted the cd in my PSBOX 3D60NE.
I'll never insert anything into anything the same way again...
As i inserted the cd my psbox made a nuclear rainboom (google it) and i died but i assumed it was glitch in the progaming and nothing else.
Could this glitch be the work of the Indian Illuminati?
Anyway after that the game booted up and the xbox screen booted up and blood came out of the screen and i drowned in all the blood but thankfully i loaded my save file n'stuff.
The game was a port for the MS64 classic "Five Nights At Hyrule Field: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" wich was my favorite game of all time and when the game booted up (AGAIN) i heard a voice that sounded like Spike from MLP, he said:
"You know what you problem is Nicolas Cage? You wear too much ties!"
Obs:The sound clip was exactly 66.6 seconds long
I had a heart attack and died!
How did this game know my name?
Anyways the title screen booted up and i pressed the button to start a new game and there were 6 dificulty setings:
1.You
2.Are
3.A
4.Really
5.Big
6.Idiot
I was a super hardcore gamer so i choosed the Idiot dificulty setting.
When the level booted up a screen appeared saying:
"Night number one: YOU GONNA DIE FUCKA"
The game started and i was playing was Yuriofwind (my favorite human being of all time) and i ran to the right by cliclink the right button, there was blood everywhere and i could hear voices that were speaking to me here's a log of our wonderfull conversations:
"You dumb piece of fuck you actually started the game?"
"How did my psbox get burned? HOW'D GET BURNED? HOW'D GET BURNED?"
"it was me MS ME"
"NOT THE RIDLES NOT THE RIDLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"You dumb fucker it stands for Micro Soft Mot Elkraps"
"THEY'RE ALL OVER MY MIND MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"You fucking idiot it's my full name backwards...
TOM SPARKLE!!!!!!11!!! Now if you excuse me i have work to do!"
Then i lost control of Yuri and Mot was behind chasing after him, so i ran, i ran all night and day but i could not get away from Mot.
Mot had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes and he also looked and sounded like Spike from MLP, that's when i noticed something
In MLP Season 6...
Episode 6...
There were 6 Main carachters!!!11!
IT WAS ALL A C O N S P I R A C Y MAN, IT'S ALL THE WORK OF THE INDIAN ILLUMINATI!
Yuri then got hit by a train and died but just before he died he looked at me and said:
"YOU FUCKING PIECE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE M-